As much as they pretend they do, massive Hollywood studios don’t have a crystal ball. At the top, the movie business is just a bunch of suits sitting in a room thinking they know what people want. And history will show us that they have no idea a lot of the time. A remake of The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp as Tonto? A $120-million live-action Speed Racer? A movie called R.I.P.D.? Turns out moviegoers didn’t want any of these films. Summer movies are a time for big hits and big misses, and these are some of the season’s biggest box office flops of all time.
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1
The 13th Warrior (August 27, 1999)
Budget: $85-$160 million
Box Office: $61.7 million
Historically, films based on Michael Crichton novels are a pretty big success. That wasn’t the case here in The 13th Warrior, which unfortunately cast Antonio Banderas as a legendary Muslim wanderer Ahmad ibn Fadlan. The film did so badly, in fact, that Omar Sharif briefly retired from acting.
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3
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (August 16, 2002)
Budget: $100 million
Box Office: $7.1 million
Among the biggest box office bombs in history, Nash stars Eddie Murphy as a club owner on the moon. Fittingly, it’s also considered one of the worst films of this century.
4
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (July 2, 2003)
Budget: $60 million
Box Office: $80.7 million
In some very unfortunate casting, Sinbad filmmakers cast Brad Pitt as a Middle Eastern character despite his Midwestern accent. Even though Pitt was worried his accent wouldn’t fit, the filmmakers insisted that his voice would lighten the mood. Oof.
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5
Stealth (July 29, 2005)
Budget: $135 million
Box Office: $76.9 million
A movie so stealthy no one even saw it. Stealth stars Josh Lucas, Jamie Foxx, and Jessica Biel as fighter pilots who must fight a haywire jet that’s going to start WWIII.
6
Speed Racer (May 9, 2008)
Budget: $120 million
Box Office: $93.9 million
In their first follow-up to the Matrix trilogy, the Wachowski siblings went absolutely bonkers with their budget on Speed Racer. The dizzying effects and the hallucinatory colors weren’t enough to save a movie that baffled critics and audiences alike.
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7
R.I.P.D. (July 19, 2013)
Budget: $130 million
Box Office: $78.3 million
As its title would suggest, R.I.P.D. is about the “Rest In Peace Department,” law enforcement officers who are … dead. Not even Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges were enough to save a supremely stupid premise and title.
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9
Ben-Hur (August 19, 2016)
Budget: $100 million
Box Office: $94.1 million
Thanks to bad reviews, shitty marketing, and a changed release date, this remake of Ben-Hur never caught on outside of its core Christian audience. That is unfortunate for MGM, who dumped an insane amount of money into a troubled production which included a 45-day shoot for a 10 minute chariot scene that was moved to a studio after Rome refused to allow filming in the colosseum.
10
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (May 8, 2017)
Budget: $175 million
Box Office: $148.7 million
Originally, Warner Bros. envisioned King Arthur: Legend of the Sword to be a cinematic universe similar to Marvel’s Avengers. But thanks to a troubled production and bad marketing, the film flopped and ideas for the shared universe were immediately dropped. Probably a good call.
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